Mirror, mirror on the wall,
How come I’m not ten feet tall?
That’s how I feel, it’s what I thought …
But in the mirror, I’m quite short.
Mary Katrantzou dress.
Baume et Mercier watch.
Aurelie Bidermann cuff.
Mirror, mirror on the wall,
How come I’m not ten feet tall?
That’s how I feel, it’s what I thought …
But in the mirror, I’m quite short.
Mary Katrantzou dress.
Baume et Mercier watch.
Aurelie Bidermann cuff.
Frocksharp’s one year today, Happy Birthday to me,
I’ve worn a few dresses – two hundred, or three?
This one’s five years ago, it’s a digital print,
A stunner from Mary, with a hint of a tint.
Mary Katrantzou dress.
Jimmy Choo shoes.
Baume et Mercier watch.
Jan Logan earrings.
Mulberry bag.
Location: Hotel Adlon Kempinski Berlin.
Photo: @rder29
Happy birthday to me, as I turn one today,
And I’m not wearing beige, and I’m not wearing grey.
This pic from Berlin is a riot of pigment,
And my real age can stay just a colourful figment.
Mary Katrantzou dress.
Jimmy Choo shoes.
Baume et Mercier watch.
Jan Logan earrings.
Location: Hotel Adlon Kempinski Berlin.
Photo: @rder29
Standing at my desk in my typewriter dress,
I’m perfectly posted to cover the mess.
It’s a London designer, or is it a Greek?
At just four years old, it’s a vintage antique.
Mary Katrantzou dress.
Mauboussin pendant, ring, earrings.
Baume et Mercier watch.
Photo: @rder29
I’m sitting at the bar in Gowings QT,
It’s dark and it’s packed, but you can not miss me.
The barman has seen me, I’ve no need to shout,
It’s my Mary K scarf that makes me stand out.
Mary Katrantzou Snake Lake Scarf.
Alexander McQueen coat.
Shaun Leane ring.
Duo Jewellery earrings.
Lip Lab personalised lipstick.
In a shiny blue dress, with noughts and crosses on my chest,
It’s a number by Mary K and it’s one of her best.
The design is made of sequins – orange, yellow, green and white,
As long as I don’t breathe too hard, they should stay on all right.
Mary Katrantzou ‘Amore’ dress.
YSL bag.
Aurelie Bidermann silver earrings and gold cuff.
Maurice Lacroix watch.
Filippo Raphael silver sandals.
A taste of summer in a lemon yellow dress,
I’m in Positano and I’m dressed to impress…
A passing billionaire might be looking my way,
Or I may have to settle for catch of the day.
Mary Katrantzou dress.
Nicole Fendel earrings.
Lara Bohinc bangle.
Baume et Mercier watch.