Posing as a Pucci Painting

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With the swirls of Pucci adorning my dress,

Is it a masterpiece or is it a mess?

It’s so hard to tell if I’m tableau or tart,

But I’m in a gallery, so it must be art.


Pucci dress.

Saint laurent shoes.

Maurice Lacroix watch.

Jan Logan earrings.

Cartier ring.

Mauboussin ring.

Photography by Roger de Robillard.

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Posing as a Pucci Painting

Looking for Grazia, Mk 3 (still)

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Oh wherefore art thou, Grazia, I need my weekly fix,

Now I have to go online to get my fashion kicks.

The UK mag is great, if you want to rug up in the summer,

But if swimwear’s more your heatwave thing, it’s just a total bummer.


Chloe jumper.

Giambattista Valli dress.

Aquazurra sandals.

Mauboussin ring.

Shaun Leane earrings.

Grazia UK magazine.

Looking for Grazia, Mk 3 (still)

Looking for Grazia, Mk 2

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They got rid of Grazia, the Australian edition,

It was three years ago, in the Bauer acquisition.

So now I’m stuck with the seasonal inversion,

Of the UK magazine and its winter immersion.


Chloe jumper.

Giambattista Valli dress.

Aquazurra sandals.

Mauboussin ring.

Shaun Leane earrings.

Grazia UK magazine.

Looking for Grazia, Mk 2

Game, Set or Match with Bec and McQueen

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So who wore it best, was it me or was it Bec?

We’re wearing the same dress, with a plunge down the neck.

She’s younger than me (!) and her tan is much deeper …

With my leg poking out, it’s me who looks cheaper.


Alexander McQueen dress, sandals, clutch.

Mauboussin pendant, ring.

Maurice Lacroix watch.

Aurelie Bidermann earrings.

Game, Set or Match with Bec and McQueen

Making a Point with a Bling Sleeve

Point making

I’m making a point, and I seem quite emphatic,

The look on my face suggests something dramatic.

Am I thanking my fans for ‘voting for me’?

Or just calling the waiter to bring us more tea?


Alexander McQueen dress.

Mauboussin ring and pendant.

Aurelie Bidermann earrings.

Making a Point with a Bling Sleeve

Through a lens fuzzily on New Year’s Eve

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It’s a fuzzy New Year, and I’m wearing pink,

A festive shade for a festive drink.

If I look out of focus, then I probably am,

Or it could be you if you’ve had a wee dram.


McQueen fuchsia pink dress.

Deimille silver shoes.

Mauboussin topaz ring.

Jan Logan silver earrings.

Maurice Lacroix watch.

Through a lens fuzzily on New Year’s Eve